is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I did not marry a roomba.
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