Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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