I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Randomize
