she looked like the bat from fern gully.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
third nipple confirmed
So much Jack, so little girl.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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