Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Randomize
