Don't you send me to vm
3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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