your thong is hanging out like whoa
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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