Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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