Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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