just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Randomize
