I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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