omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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