she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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