I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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