she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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