piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
