Non-Jews are for practice
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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