omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
sex in a hospital.. check
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Randomize
