Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
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