bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
My vagina just clenched in fear
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