Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
You were trust falling into bushes
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
