All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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