And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
