it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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