I want to walk on stilts...naked
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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