Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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