In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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