Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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