I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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