I forgot how hot balto sounded
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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