370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I party with great urgency now.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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