You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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