I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
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