I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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