oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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