if i can run in heels then i can drive
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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