Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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