Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Randomize
