Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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