I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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