He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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