The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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