Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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