Having a random hookup so left but love u
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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