You really coming over, don't trick.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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