I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Every concussion has its silver lining
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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