I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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