erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize