We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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