And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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