Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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