return my video game
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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