I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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