Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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