My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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